May 2013
2 tags
2 tags
1612th:
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
scolipede:
I don’t hate you but I hope you find a shiny before you have Pokéballs.
tuucker:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK...
“Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;...”
– Lord’s Prayer, Book of Common Prayer (via paralogue)
“Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you...”
– Alan Cohen (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
condommodel:
stop being cute you live far away
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
northlan-e:
its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
