1612th: it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
scolipede: I don’t hate you but I hope you find a shiny before you have Pokéballs.
tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband. JK...
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come;...– Lord’s Prayer, Book of Common Prayer (via paralogue)
Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you...– Alan Cohen (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
condommodel: stop being cute you live far away
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once